IF IT'S SIX THIRTY IN THE MORNING, ASK HER TO STAY OVER. OFFER TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH IF YOU HAVE TO. DON'T ASK HER IF SHE HAS CAB FARE, AND THEN SEND HER ON THE WALK OF SHAME DOWN THE HALL, RIDING THE ELEVATOR AND OUT THE DOOR (though it was a beautiful sunrise). LEARN HOW TO CLOSE THE DEAL.
JESUS.
Sometimes a girl needs the caps lock.
I feel better already.
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